i already hear my dad disowning me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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