everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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