Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Farmville is her only friend.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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