wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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