How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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