they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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