fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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