is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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