Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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