he shaved USA in his pubs
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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