Don't you send me to vm
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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