nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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