Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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