You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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