David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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