this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We left an ass print on the piano.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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