how can u be prego again
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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