Have you finally orgasmed yet?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize