This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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