so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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