All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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