Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Drake has all the answers
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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