Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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