I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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