This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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