You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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The cougar kind?
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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