So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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