its not stalking. its research.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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