i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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