i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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