All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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