Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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