My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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