Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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