member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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