I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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