i don't like sucking hair
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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