yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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