When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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