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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I see more hoeing in ur future
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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