I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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