I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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