he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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