I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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