well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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