i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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