I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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