Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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