I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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