I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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